Squirrelly Arts: N3W5

If you were at the Ramona Main Stage last Friday and lent us your eyes and ears, we applaud you... under one condition. You had to make it through our whole set. It's like a fucked up game of Survivor. By now you are wondering if you win a prize for such an admirable act. I believe this says it all:


So off to bigger and better things.
If you are curious about what's going on with some new music... Please, do read further! So far the album contains these tracks:
1. LUV154TH3W3AK
2. Choad (new version)
3. Aftermath
4. Fuck Puppet (new version)
5. Bloodline
6. Filthy Pig (Sex Organ mix)

Hmm.... Do I smell an EP cumming up at the beginning of the year? Or, maybe it's the scent of bullshit! I'll let you sit on that for a little while. As always, it's been a pleasure.
::Vikki::

Here's all the info on the show for this Friday:

First off you should know it's at the Ramona Mainstage which is in the town of Ramona.

The address:626 Main St
Ramona, Ca 92065

Bands performing:
The Fucklordz
Ruines Ov Abaddon
Draind
Squirrelly Arts

$10 @ the door
Doors open at 7pm

The age situation is a little tricky, so follow me if you can...
This show is all ages, but anyone who is under the age of 21 has to have a guardian 21+. So if you are under 21, don't forget to bring your parents to the show!

See ya then!

Oh my g*d! Last night was fucking great!! Let me tell you why... We played 2 shows last night! Ok, so check this out. We first played the show at the Cowshed with Mike Got Spiked (came all the way from Ireland) and Phavian (There from somewhere around here).Then We went over to play the Jumping Turtle with bands we don't even remotely fit with, which makes it all the more better! Two shows, one night!

First show, it seemed like alot of people had a love/hate for our presence there. They were disgusted but couldn't look away. We go to play the Turtle... we scared everyone out!! Oh g*d it was priceless!!! What makes it even better is there were all the hardcore j*sus freaks there... You know like all that "As I Lay Dying"/"Story Of The Year" stuff. YUK!!! When we got up there, I think they felt the power of Satan in the room. Man, did the Turtle clear out like they were all in a fiery pit of doom! Well I guess they figured there's one band J*sus doesn't l*ve. No surprise there.

What a way to close a show! Bravo to Joe Troutman for that wonderful opportunity to close a Hardcore Show! What an Awesome night! Of course, We would like to thank everyone who came to see us both shows! Thanks to the people of Soundmind Entertainment and Shameless Shirts and of course my l*ve, Joe Troutman for giving us twice the opportunity to spread the hate like plague across the City Of Plastics!!

Until next time, which is Wednesday September 23rd @ Second Wind Santee with Bad Karma, Ruines Ov Abaddon and Sergulath (Damcyan's brother).
See ya then.
Keep it eviL!
::Vikki::

Double Feature Tonight!

Two Shows in a row!

Squirrelly Arts @ The Cowshed tonight at 9pm!

Squirrelly Arts @ The Jumping Turtle at 11pm!
If you come see us at the Turtle tonight you get a discount!! Only $4 at the door!

Well, I’ll be g*d damned! We didn’t get kicked out of the Jumping Turtle this time for our lovely depiction of plastics and my very filthy, filthy mouth. I’m sorry, but you couldn’t get this mouth clean with all the Ortbiz gum in the world. Well, I have to hand it to Joe of the Turtle. Bravo to you sir! I think he actually has feelings for us.

As always it was a pleasure sharing the stage with The Fucklordz! Also it was the first show for Dead Daze. So if you didn’t catch them last Saturday… well, you’ll most likely see them soon!

And most importantly we also learned how Family Guy is obviously better than American Dad. It's not even an opinion anymore, it's a FACT! Sorry Michelle... You lost! Somebody comfort this poor girl, she's having problems coming to terms with the fact that I won.

Our next show is Friday, September 18th @ The Cowshed in Escondido! Sorry kids, this is yet another 21+ show. We’re working on finding an all ages venue. Currently we have no takers. So hang in there!
::Vikki::

So here's the deal:
I just received word about the show @ Fannies being canceled! Gay. Good news, we are still playing a show tomorrow night! We have managed to hop on the bill over @ The Jumping Turtle in San Marcos. I take it we are no longer banned from that venue.

So tomorrow night: WE PLAY AT THE JUMPING TURTLE!! Be there at 8pm!

FANNIES SHOW CANCELED!!

See ya there!
::Vikki::

We were cornered last night by Mexican metal bands Sangre and Savage Machiine! It was our luck that Damcyan and Kavena couldn't make it last night. They left us for dead... Thanks alot guys, g*d.... It was an awesome show! Sangre and Savage Machiine were so spectacular, I almost creamed my panties twice! Then We closed the show and I had a 35 minute tantrum. Oh, and we blew a fuse some where in the mix. Most importantly, it was Big Mike's birthday!

Next show: Saturday September 12th @ Fannies with Dead Daze and The Fucklordz.
::Vikki::

-Breaking News!
This just in! Damcyan will be joining us on September 5th at Cheers And Beers! Now I know what you're saying... "How come they're not on the flyer?" Well shit, I just found out last night and I made the flyer like last week. So there it is.
::Vikki::

Tonight @ Second Wind Santee, we'll be performing along with Eternal Unborn and Bad Karma.

Due to some miscommunication and other complications, The Order Of The Fly will not be joining us tonight. Sorry for destroying your hopes and dreams like always!

You know the drill... Keep it eviL!!
::Vikki::

Many of you have asked about when some new music is cumming out. You will most likely be seeing a new full length album by early to mid 2010. A date and album title will be announced by the end of this year. There will be no CD release party because that’s just stupid.
Keep it evil,
::Vikki::

We have been taken off the bill for August 21st @ Hot Topic. They double booked that night... "wink" "wink". We asked for another day. They said they would call us... ha! I doubt it! I have my own speculations on why they cancelled us. I'll let you decide for yourself. I'll tell them to cancel Christmas too while their at it! Obviously they are not thinking of the kids here!

No hard feelings Hot Topic. Look, we've been through alot together. Some good times, some hard times. I can't stay mad at you, you sell those socks I want. You know the ones that always rip in 5 seconds, because I forgot to cut my toenails.

Alright, so we are clear: AUGUST 21ST @ HOT TOPIC + SQUIRRELLY ARTS = CANCELLED!

See you August 26th @ Second Wind Santee. That's if you are the age of 21 or older. :)
::Vikki::

We will be pulling out of the show for August 9th
at the Radio Room.
Ruines Ov Abaddon will be taking our spot.
If you were planning on going, you should still go.
It will be an awesome show!
The full line up:

The Fucklordz
Ruines Ov Abaddon
Platypus Egg
Sanu!
These are all sic bands, so if you get a chance, check
them out.

**August 5th @ Second Wind Navajo is still on**
::Vikki::

We got some sic bands we're playing with cumming up in the beginning of August. If you like some some heavy metal that's going to shank you in the ass?! May I recommend August 5th @ Second Wind Navajo to you...
Bands:
Ruines Ov Abaddon
Bad Karma
Squirrelly Arts
Serguloth

Go ahead copy and paste these names. Google them, search for them on myspace. That's why I typed them like that. Take advantage... don't be lazy because you just might like it...

Ok...ok, settle down now.
Moving on.
August 9th @ the Radio Room! If you like some funky ass shit that will leave shrapnel lodged in your ass... like I'm talking about you won't be able to sit right for weeks. May I recommend this show.
Sanu!
Platypus Egg
...and yeah we're on this bill too. Like you didn't see that cumming on your face.

Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!

So that's my update. Goodbye
::Vikki::

We're performing at the Comic Con kick off party this Thursday (July 23rd) at the Stage located in the Gaslamp District... 762 5th Ave (between F St & G St) to be exact!
It's a FREE SHOW!
So that means you can save your money for medication to treat your mental condition after the show. See, we're always thinking of you :)
Now get your ass to the show!!
::Vikki::

Check out our new merch, which includes windproof lighters, shot glasses, and shirts.

Click Here *Will be available soon*

Ok, our secret is out... Yes, it's true. We have no drummer. Which by the way = we're fake. That doesn't mean we're a figment of your imagination silly! It just means we're not a real band because we didn't follow the cardinal rule of having a live drummer. Oh yeah, and we don't have a live bass player either. Some smart drunkard blurted out about the fact that we don't have a drummer! Thanks alot! Now everyone knows. Well, now I know how Ashlee Simpson feels.
So on to other things. Um... Oh, ok! We played last night in East County San Diego at a bar called Second Wind Navajo. Now if you are not familiar with East County... Yikes! It's fun for the whole family! Alright so get this mind-boggoler~ So East County is full of bros and bro-hoes that l*v rap music and hate metal. but they're all like "I hate em Niggers!" Yeah, well that makes as much sense as Chubbaca living on planet Ewok. (If you are a Star Wars buff and I didn't spell something right, I don't care. But I'm trying to make a point so don't interrupt me again!!) It just does not make sense! It's ok to hate, but damn it, can you at least have a good reason. Don't just get on a bandwagon with the Neo-Nazis and Bros, make your own you Turkey. It's not any more hard than that. Like I should be talking, because obviously we jumped on the Manson bandwagon. Hey, how come we're not accused of ripping off Slipknot, Mudvayne, Motograter, Berzerker, Insane Clown Posse and Mushroom Head... they wear masks and make up too! I'm just kidding, I know why. Call me master of the obvious, it's because Manson is a gimmick... but the real question is why did you read through all this if you think we're a gimmick... Sucker!
Now copy and paste this in your bulletin or your going to have 69 bad sexual experiences! That's worse than just plain bad luck!
::Vikki::

Dude, maybe Hot Topic is becumming so unpop with the kiddies that they rely on shittly local bands like us to make them look kool again? Just a thought. Oh wait... Fuck that! I'll be the first to say I support Hot Topic! I buy my socks there. If you're a local store and you crumble, it's because your store and your attitude sucks! To all you little wannabe fashionable punker kids who think they know everything about everything, here is a little piece of knowledge for your pea sized brain. Everything is Corporate! Remember that the next time you pass some US currency at the mall. Dumb dumb.
See you there July 3rd at Hot Topic ;)
::Vikki::

Dear Daria,
If I'm a dick and you're a pussy, does that mean you take it?? That's just a question all Shaolin Signal fans who came out last Saturday should ask themselves the next time they look in the mirror. I mean what else could you look at in the mirror besides the biggest pussy ever! Haha, if you are reading this and think I'm a jerk off... you are probably right. What will make me laugh is if Shaolin Signal reads this themselves... No Shaolin Signal, I don't hate you yet, I just think your fans take it. That's all. By the way, where was your "Betty Page army" to support you?? I was looking forward to alienating them. You know the ones with the look that states "I want to be different but we all look the same." Well anyways, Everyone was pointing fingers last Saturday, so I say blame it on Creep (Eternal Unborn) for putting us on the bill. We're that apple starting to rot from the inside out. We look alright on the outside, until you bite into it... first we have your attention, then we just leave a nasty taste in your mouth that lingers weeks after the incident. Well that's what happens... So if you are like, "I like Shaolin Signal and Squirrelly Arts fucked everything up!" Blame it all on Creep because he knew prior that we would fuck everything up! The 8teen Center already blamed us for everything, so I'm just trying to connect the circle of finger pointing. It takes a team effort! Well I guess next show we'll totally fuck up will be June 16th at Second Wind Navajo. YAY!! We return to East County! So if you can bare listening to us after a few shots to numb the pain, go ahead and grab your cowboy boots and cum on down! Until then, I leave you with this... FUCK THE PEOPLE OUTSIDE!
::Vikki::

Gearing up for this Saturday (May 23rd) at the 8teen Center... which is all ages by the way. We'll be raffling ZOMB13's mask at the end of our set. It's $1 to enter the raffle, so don't bitch! See you there...

Squirrelly Arts will be performing @ Dream Street this Saturday! A little bit last minute, but some sluts needed to be filled at Dream Street. Don't worry Drew we may have bailed on you tonight, but we're cummin' Saturday night! There will be no rest for the anal! We make shit happen.

Tonight: Draind, Savage Machiine, and The Fucklordz hit the stage @ Dream Street!

We (meaning Squirrelly Arts) will be raffling off one of ZOMB13’s dildo-faced-gas-mask-thing-of-a-jig after our set on Saturday, May 23rd @ The 8teen Center. You should enter the raffle because it’s only $1 and we need to feed ZOMB13 with that money.

“This is bullshit!”
Three manly men in baseball uniforms… That was their review on our show last night. I would like to know if that was before or after they saw penis. Yeah, we’re not sorry if we offended your sexuality or your ears. We tend to do that a lot. I have this theory I would like to share with you. I believe that homophobic guys are not good in bed. They’re too caught up in the image of trying to be that manly man wannabe gansta’ thug shit because they’re too insecure about if they watch me for too long… they might question themselves about if they would masturbate to it. You know I fooled you from behind! So be ashamed! If you’re a homophobic man that doesn’t “eat out”, are you sure you don’t like to “suck it”? Now I know that’s a long hard one to swallow. Swish it around for a bit.
The next time we make a bad influence on kids will be Saturday, May 23rd at the 8teen Art and Cultural Center. (Click here for show info)

Squirrelly Arts will be performing their dance number, "Why Dave cancelled the show at Dave's Warehouse at the last minute?" Featuring Eternal Unborn and VV Morgue with special guest: Order of the Fly! This will be Friday [4/24/09] @ the 8Teen Art & Cultural Center... That's where you should be. If not, you are about as homo-erotic as Creep (Eternal Unborn) and Vikki (Squirrelly Arts) humping each other on stage!

The show @ Dave's Warehouse has been cancelled for tonight. (4/18/09)