Squirrelly Arts: N3W5

"LUV154TH3RMX(Jag Paw Remix)" is now available on Cdbaby as a download. It will be available on itunes soon as well.

Debauchery is a beautiful thing. Thanks to all you fuckers who trucked out to see us last night! Hocus, Starcrossed, Eternal Unborn it's always been a pleasure and hopefully we'll play many more shows together. Thanks to everyone at Dream Street.  

::Keep it eviL::

May 22nd @ The Puka Bar has been canceled.

We have been rescheduled to play at the Puka Bar on Saturday June 5th.

Tonight at Brick by Brick! We ride majestically into the horizon on black steeds along side with Loked and Drownswerve. How gaye does that sound? Hahaha! Well, anywayz cum out to the show if you wanna rock! Ok, that kinda sounds stupid too. Just cum out to the show. There!

$7 @ the door

7pm

Ages: 21+

Brick By Brick
1130 Buenos Avenue
San Diego Ca 92110

It’s been a little while since we posted up news about what’s going on. So here are some updates.

One being, we have a new guitarist in the band. His name simply is: Mr. Hands. He’s joined this circus for one sole purpose to Fuck Up Your Day!! He’s a simpleton like the rest of us. More will be posted up on this individual soon.

Next order of business: New Album.
Ok, well there was talk about releasing an EP at the beginning of this year. Obviously nothing happened with that. We decided to go with a full length instead. I know we occasionally throw out dates about when this album is going to be out, I really can’t give an answer to that anymore because there is still a lot of work to be done. We're not rushing the process, but steady progress is being made.

Print out and bring this flyer to the Ramona show on Feb 12th to get $2 off any one Squirrelly Arts merch item. We have shirts, shot glasses, windproof lighters, and of course CD's. See you at the show biotch!

We'll be playing Friday, Jan. 15th @ Dream Street along side with The Fucklordz and Dead Daze. There are more bands performing after us, but I don't really care about them, and neither should you!

Squirrelly Arts says farewell to guitarist R3. We wish him luck on his miscellaneous adventures with The Side Show Round Up. So everyone is clear, we ended on a good note. Thanks to everyone who showed up last night for R3's last show with us. It was awesome as always to share the stage with our good friends The Fucklordz and Hocus. We'll be seeing you soon in January!


Also, we are currently looking for a new live guitarist! So if you are interested please contact us at contact@squirrellyarts.com or you can always hit us up on myspace.

Until next time,
Keep it eviL!

This Friday... which so happens to be Friday the 13th, we perform at Ramona Mainstage! The show is all ages with accompanied "guardian" of age 21+. So if you are ages 18-20, you still need someone who is 21+ to take you. See you there!

Thanks to The Stage and everyone who came out last Sunday to watch us play songs. Yes, that's what we do best. So if you missed us playing songs last Sunday, I bring you this: Our first time performing "Bloodline".


Our next show is Thursday Nov. 5th @ Second Wind Navajo

If you were at the Ramona Main Stage last Friday and lent us your eyes and ears, we applaud you... under one condition. You had to make it through our whole set. It's like a fucked up game of Survivor. By now you are wondering if you win a prize for such an admirable act. I believe this says it all:


So off to bigger and better things.
If you are curious about what's going on with some new music... Please, do read further! So far the album contains these tracks:
1. LUV154TH3W3AK
2. Choad (new version)
3. Aftermath
4. Fuck Puppet (new version)
5. Bloodline
6. Filthy Pig (Sex Organ mix)

Hmm.... Do I smell an EP cumming up at the beginning of the year? Or, maybe it's the scent of bullshit! I'll let you sit on that for a little while. As always, it's been a pleasure.
::Vikki::

Here's all the info on the show for this Friday:

First off you should know it's at the Ramona Mainstage which is in the town of Ramona.

The address:626 Main St
Ramona, Ca 92065

Bands performing:
The Fucklordz
Ruines Ov Abaddon
Draind
Squirrelly Arts

$10 @ the door
Doors open at 7pm

The age situation is a little tricky, so follow me if you can...
This show is all ages, but anyone who is under the age of 21 has to have a guardian 21+. So if you are under 21, don't forget to bring your parents to the show!

See ya then!

Oh my g*d! Last night was fucking great!! Let me tell you why... We played 2 shows last night! Ok, so check this out. We first played the show at the Cowshed with Mike Got Spiked (came all the way from Ireland) and Phavian (There from somewhere around here).Then We went over to play the Jumping Turtle with bands we don't even remotely fit with, which makes it all the more better! Two shows, one night!

First show, it seemed like alot of people had a love/hate for our presence there. They were disgusted but couldn't look away. We go to play the Turtle... we scared everyone out!! Oh g*d it was priceless!!! What makes it even better is there were all the hardcore j*sus freaks there... You know like all that "As I Lay Dying"/"Story Of The Year" stuff. YUK!!! When we got up there, I think they felt the power of Satan in the room. Man, did the Turtle clear out like they were all in a fiery pit of doom! Well I guess they figured there's one band J*sus doesn't l*ve. No surprise there.

What a way to close a show! Bravo to Joe Troutman for that wonderful opportunity to close a Hardcore Show! What an Awesome night! Of course, We would like to thank everyone who came to see us both shows! Thanks to the people of Soundmind Entertainment and Shameless Shirts and of course my l*ve, Joe Troutman for giving us twice the opportunity to spread the hate like plague across the City Of Plastics!!

Until next time, which is Wednesday September 23rd @ Second Wind Santee with Bad Karma, Ruines Ov Abaddon and Sergulath (Damcyan's brother).
See ya then.
Keep it eviL!
::Vikki::

Double Feature Tonight!

Two Shows in a row!

Squirrelly Arts @ The Cowshed tonight at 9pm!

Squirrelly Arts @ The Jumping Turtle at 11pm!
If you come see us at the Turtle tonight you get a discount!! Only $4 at the door!

Well, I’ll be g*d damned! We didn’t get kicked out of the Jumping Turtle this time for our lovely depiction of plastics and my very filthy, filthy mouth. I’m sorry, but you couldn’t get this mouth clean with all the Ortbiz gum in the world. Well, I have to hand it to Joe of the Turtle. Bravo to you sir! I think he actually has feelings for us.

As always it was a pleasure sharing the stage with The Fucklordz! Also it was the first show for Dead Daze. So if you didn’t catch them last Saturday… well, you’ll most likely see them soon!

And most importantly we also learned how Family Guy is obviously better than American Dad. It's not even an opinion anymore, it's a FACT! Sorry Michelle... You lost! Somebody comfort this poor girl, she's having problems coming to terms with the fact that I won.

Our next show is Friday, September 18th @ The Cowshed in Escondido! Sorry kids, this is yet another 21+ show. We’re working on finding an all ages venue. Currently we have no takers. So hang in there!
::Vikki::

So here's the deal:
I just received word about the show @ Fannies being canceled! Gay. Good news, we are still playing a show tomorrow night! We have managed to hop on the bill over @ The Jumping Turtle in San Marcos. I take it we are no longer banned from that venue.

So tomorrow night: WE PLAY AT THE JUMPING TURTLE!! Be there at 8pm!

FANNIES SHOW CANCELED!!

See ya there!
::Vikki::

We were cornered last night by Mexican metal bands Sangre and Savage Machiine! It was our luck that Damcyan and Kavena couldn't make it last night. They left us for dead... Thanks alot guys, g*d.... It was an awesome show! Sangre and Savage Machiine were so spectacular, I almost creamed my panties twice! Then We closed the show and I had a 35 minute tantrum. Oh, and we blew a fuse some where in the mix. Most importantly, it was Big Mike's birthday!

Next show: Saturday September 12th @ Fannies with Dead Daze and The Fucklordz.
::Vikki::

-Breaking News!
This just in! Damcyan will be joining us on September 5th at Cheers And Beers! Now I know what you're saying... "How come they're not on the flyer?" Well shit, I just found out last night and I made the flyer like last week. So there it is.
::Vikki::

Tonight @ Second Wind Santee, we'll be performing along with Eternal Unborn and Bad Karma.

Due to some miscommunication and other complications, The Order Of The Fly will not be joining us tonight. Sorry for destroying your hopes and dreams like always!

You know the drill... Keep it eviL!!
::Vikki::

Many of you have asked about when some new music is cumming out. You will most likely be seeing a new full length album by early to mid 2010. A date and album title will be announced by the end of this year. There will be no CD release party because that’s just stupid.
Keep it evil,
::Vikki::

We have been taken off the bill for August 21st @ Hot Topic. They double booked that night... "wink" "wink". We asked for another day. They said they would call us... ha! I doubt it! I have my own speculations on why they cancelled us. I'll let you decide for yourself. I'll tell them to cancel Christmas too while their at it! Obviously they are not thinking of the kids here!

No hard feelings Hot Topic. Look, we've been through alot together. Some good times, some hard times. I can't stay mad at you, you sell those socks I want. You know the ones that always rip in 5 seconds, because I forgot to cut my toenails.

Alright, so we are clear: AUGUST 21ST @ HOT TOPIC + SQUIRRELLY ARTS = CANCELLED!

See you August 26th @ Second Wind Santee. That's if you are the age of 21 or older. :)
::Vikki::

We will be pulling out of the show for August 9th
at the Radio Room.
Ruines Ov Abaddon will be taking our spot.
If you were planning on going, you should still go.
It will be an awesome show!
The full line up:

The Fucklordz
Ruines Ov Abaddon
Platypus Egg
Sanu!
These are all sic bands, so if you get a chance, check
them out.

**August 5th @ Second Wind Navajo is still on**
::Vikki::

We got some sic bands we're playing with cumming up in the beginning of August. If you like some some heavy metal that's going to shank you in the ass?! May I recommend August 5th @ Second Wind Navajo to you...
Bands:
Ruines Ov Abaddon
Bad Karma
Squirrelly Arts
Serguloth

Go ahead copy and paste these names. Google them, search for them on myspace. That's why I typed them like that. Take advantage... don't be lazy because you just might like it...

Ok...ok, settle down now.
Moving on.
August 9th @ the Radio Room! If you like some funky ass shit that will leave shrapnel lodged in your ass... like I'm talking about you won't be able to sit right for weeks. May I recommend this show.
Sanu!
Platypus Egg
...and yeah we're on this bill too. Like you didn't see that cumming on your face.

Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!

So that's my update. Goodbye
::Vikki::

We're performing at the Comic Con kick off party this Thursday (July 23rd) at the Stage located in the Gaslamp District... 762 5th Ave (between F St & G St) to be exact!
It's a FREE SHOW!
So that means you can save your money for medication to treat your mental condition after the show. See, we're always thinking of you :)
Now get your ass to the show!!
::Vikki::